One man's pile of leaves is another dog's play fiesta
You can never outrun an angry ram. Not even on a bike.
Stop waiting for prince charming. GEt up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
My favorite place in all the world is next to You.
What doesnt kill you- disappoints me
There are two ways of happiness: to improve the reality or reduce expectations.
Optimism tip - when the 6-months pregnant schoolgirl spreads her tummy slimming cream ...
You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.
I wanted to be the best - failed. I wanted to be the worst - didn't manage. So will have to be unique!..
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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