Animals

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One man's pile of leaves is another dog's play fiesta
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You can never outrun an angry ram. Not even on a bike.
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Stop waiting for prince charming. GEt up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
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To buffalo it's the same, whether he is standing on the head of a mosquito, or mosquito is standing on his head, only to mosquitoes - it's not the same.
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Any feel of guilt won't help to change, what's happened.
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Before having delicate breakfast, you should become worldwide ninja and practise ! It makes everything moreover special.
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If a turtle loses his shell, we should treat it like he is naked or homeless ?
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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You realize humans stopped evolving while the rest of nature not, when you see yourself sitting on a couch with can of beer on your belly while your pet lizard is beating your highscores on your ipad. Go Lizard!
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking,
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Sometimes we have too little hope from the surrounding, but to them it is enough to have baby-faced and commitment to strive the goal.
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Saying that cats hate bathing is one of the basic unbreakable laws... Unless cats want it otherwise.
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Some say it's the inability to love other people enough that makes people addicted to cats. Others believe that they are smarter than dogs. The truth is- we people are stupid enough and they are using it to their advantage.
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Securely for its own security is when a snail is slowing before turn.
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When somebody makes you scared, don't forget that the best defence is attack - scary Frankenstein will be best choice, no matter how funny it could be look like
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>It can't be that I'm got fat .. I'm eating just Whiskas.. Cursed master, he narrows down this already tiny door.. And now stands there and makes a film about tiny door.. and unannounced me.. I licked my fell just two hours ago ! What a shame!
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In the race competition between deer and lion most of the time deer wins the race as lion runs for food while deer runs for life, so remember the purpose of anything is more important than need.
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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
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