The more I work the more tired I get. The more tired I get the less work I manage to do. Based on that the less I work = the more work I do. Simple.
Aim high, because gravity pulls down everything.
Customer is always right. Word "Always" only applicable till the moment he opens his wallet and hands out the money.
If tablets are so revolutionary efficient business tools, how come world is still struggling at calculating money- something that calculators are able to do for the last several decades?
Wealthy people miss out something really important... Last payment on car.
Mondays should be considered Zombie day. You just can't seem to find healthy and conscious faces around you no matter how hard you look.
Work has three advantages: Fridays, salaries and holidays!
The more sticky notes you have on your desk the higher changes you'll be promoted. Ability to hide your doodles under actual work related notes increases these chances by 200%.
Ballerinas have farts too !!!
When ever you are trying to get that perfect moment and you fail and later that day see something like this- flying basketballer, you want to eat you camera and drink it's batteries
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
I don't meet competition, I crush it. -Charles Revson
While you can imagine development for android similar to making a cup of tea, you can imagine development for Iphone similar to mother giving a birth... to herself.
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Unless you have like 9 lives or rock hard head- stay away from business because some shark species don't need salt water. in fact they don't need water at all.
New upcoming Iphone5 will have these new features: 1. some fancy sounding names for regular things like screen and battery cover. 2. Added one additional signal bar.
Timing is important because it costs money. And money for marketing suppose to pay back.
Even soldiers have to relax sometimes. You take it easy too.
Celebrate Columbus Day - when entering someone's house and saying that for now you live here.
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