Business/Work

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The more I work the more tired I get. The more tired I get the less work I manage to do. Based on that the less I work = the more work I do. Simple.
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Aim high, because gravity pulls down everything.
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Customer is always right. Word "Always" only applicable till the moment he opens his wallet and hands out the money.
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If tablets are so revolutionary efficient business tools, how come world is still struggling at calculating money- something that calculators are able to do for the last several decades?
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Wealthy people miss out something really important... Last payment on car.
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Mondays should be considered Zombie day. You just can't seem to find healthy and conscious faces around you no matter how hard you look.
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Work has three advantages: Fridays, salaries and holidays!
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The more sticky notes you have on your desk the higher changes you'll be promoted. Ability to hide your doodles under actual work related notes increases these chances by 200%.
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Ballerinas have farts too !!!
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When ever you are trying to get that perfect moment and you fail and later that day see something like this- flying basketballer, you want to eat you camera and drink it's batteries
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Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
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I don't meet competition, I crush it. -Charles Revson
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While you can imagine development for android similar to making a cup of tea, you can imagine development for Iphone similar to mother giving a birth... to herself.
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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
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8.50
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Unless you have like 9 lives or rock hard head- stay away from business because some shark species don't need salt water. in fact they don't need water at all.
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New upcoming Iphone5 will have these new features: 1. some fancy sounding names for regular things like screen and battery cover. 2. Added one additional signal bar.
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Timing is important because it costs money. And money for marketing suppose to pay back.
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Even soldiers have to relax sometimes. You take it easy too.
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Celebrate Columbus Day - when entering someone's house and saying that for now you live here.
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