Because every car that old should be proud that it's still going.
What doesnt kill you- disappoints me
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have
Teacher asked little girl- What are you drawing?
and the girl said, - I'm drawing a picture of God.
And the teacher said- But nobody knows what God looks like.
And the girl said- They will in a minute.
From Sir Ken Robinson's TED Talk
If evolution is a fact, why do mothers still have two hands?
Leg is a device of finding furniture in the dark
-What letter of the alphabet best describe men?
-Q - the big zero with a small tail ...
Facebook is a chair. Because hours spent on it really shows
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
The great thing about not knowing something is that it gives you sense of security. Which is false, but nevertheless more calming.
There isn't too strong coffee, there is just too weak human.
Don't try desperately be perfect in all ways, succumb to many influence - it is just empty distraction. In modesty, as in the dark, heavenly light is better visible.
It takes a lot of will not to serve any master.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
When everyone looks at you, you most probably are unique enough. Whether this is good or bad is totally different question.
If you open the correct door, the others will open by itself.
Creativity, as has been said, consists largely of rearranging what we know in order to find out what we do not know. Hence, to think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted.
If you struggle to find a purpose in life, leap over the fence and face your neighbor's dog.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
There's much higher chance to be eaten by morning toast than by zombies. People who are making documentaries about them probably have bread crumbles in their brain.
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