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If you want to win casino, you must be the owner of it.
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Be careful with your dreams.. because they have feature to become true.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!
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What happens to women once a month and lasts for 3-5 days? That's right! Male salary!
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Art is like a chaos being put into control. That's why not anyone can be an artist
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Pasta will always burn to the bottom if you don't steadily mix it.. (steadily!!!!!!)
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You know you've gone too far modifying your car, when your girlfriend's hair look like this during whole road trip.
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Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.
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The best way for fisherman to ruin his day is to sit with fishing rod for 4 hours with not a single bite and think that somewhere there is places like that.
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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it... If you live.
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Jumping, kicking and running in pixel world is fun and seems ok until you start figuring out logic in it.
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Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
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Exactly, you will get some attention when at least you need it !!!
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Feng Shui was formulated by Chinese thieves - that in the dark would be easier to orient at outlandish houses.
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Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. ~Charlie Parker
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Men are simple. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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Music - is God's messenger, sent to move the smoothest and the best strings of our soul, soothe the hearts, which are tired of life problems, hunt their lies, wickedness, jealousy and hatred.
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Here's my recipe for stress management: mix one gorgeous boy with a nice new pair of leather boots, a new cashmere sweater, a long night out, and several drinks. Stir in a very late morning and hot chocolate in bed.
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Taking care of bills at this economy requires pretty good imagination.
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Vegetarians don't eat animals. This scoundrels treacherous swallow up their food.
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