If you want to win casino, you must be the owner of it.
Be careful with your dreams.. because they have feature to become true.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!
What happens to women once a month and lasts for 3-5 days? That's right! Male salary!
Art is like a chaos being put into control. That's why not anyone can be an artist
Pasta will always burn to the bottom if you don't steadily mix it.. (steadily!!!!!!)
You know you've gone too far modifying your car, when your girlfriend's hair look like this during whole road trip.
Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.
The best way for fisherman to ruin his day is to sit with fishing rod for 4 hours with not a single bite and think that somewhere there is places like that.
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it... If you live.
Jumping, kicking and running in pixel world is fun and seems ok until you start figuring out logic in it.
Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.
Exactly, you will get some attention when at least you need it !!!
Feng Shui was formulated by Chinese thieves - that in the dark would be easier to orient at outlandish houses.
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. ~Charlie Parker
Men are simple. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Music - is God's messenger, sent to move the smoothest and the best strings of our soul, soothe the hearts, which are tired of life problems, hunt their lies, wickedness, jealousy and hatred.
Here's my recipe for stress management: mix one gorgeous boy with a nice new pair of leather boots, a new cashmere sweater, a long night out, and several drinks. Stir in a very late morning and hot chocolate in bed.
Taking care of bills at this economy requires pretty good imagination.
Vegetarians don't eat animals. This scoundrels treacherous swallow up their food.
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