The best place for tourist season is the land of pillows with a cocktail of sleep.
Based on geometric progression of movies Hollywood releases, 10 years from now we'll see Oscars being given to The Saga of Teletubbies for the best hermaphrodite actor.
Kids these days. The only thing to make them laugh is by torturing pigs and destroying their homes.
Even if you are hardcore gamer, you don't have to play next to monitor.
The golden rule of thumb to get good sleep at night is to have clean and well made bed. So puff your pillows before you snore.
I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to to dance better than myself.
You just need a big dirty floor and this group will make it so shiny that all stars in the sky come over shy.
Sometimes, when you want better.. everything could end just like tragedy!
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Objects underwater may be closer than they appear.
TV on demand is like a modern mafia substitute- though you feel free to watch what you like, you can't get rid of a feeling they are collecting protection money for that freedom at the end of a month.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
1. You relationship status is only official if its been updated on facebook. 2. You take pictures for the sole reason of tagging them on facebook. 3. You're one of the few people who actually use facebook chat 4. You like to be poked and you like poking in return. 5. You think that complaining or creating groups will actually bring about a change. 6. Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall. 7. You pretend to know the creator of FaceBook and say that someone like Marc Zomberg has told you to make a petition.
If one is hung over in the morning, usually the first question after waking up is- "why?".
You never know if tomorrow you are going to be hung over until it's too late.
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