Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Logic is one of those things you find everywhere... until you put your foot on Great Britain. Logic there is replaced by bureaucratic mechanism so complicated that it gets tangled in itself.
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax. - Arnold Schwarzenegger On his running for California Governor
1. There are some really good examples you can follow. 2. There are countries that will elect you.
In Orange County, President Bush was talking about immigration. Bush said that massive deportation is unrealistic. He said you can't just move 12 million people to another country. I don't know, Mexico did it. -Jay Leno
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. - Ronald Reagan
You know it's OK to steal when your President does it.
Peter Griffin Should be a mascot for every government- brain of 4 year old and everything should work, but for some reason doesn't.
I am not a dictator and I won’t close Facebook but I will arrest anyone who will log on to it! - Muammar al-Gaddafi
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions--it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
It's pretty darn hard to fight, when your enemy does not understand he's being attacked.
The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees. -June Callwood
Q: How many documents does it take to make a worldwide WikiLeaks scandal?
A: 50,000, but you really have to leak it through other places.
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