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Great life insights all sprinkled in sarcasm and wrapped in funny photos and videos Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:01 +0000 en daily 1 http://www.sap-fire.eu RSS for Liferoast Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:50:50 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Favorite-place/736 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Favorite-place/736 My favorite place in all the world is next to You. ]]> Sun, 17 Mar 2013 20:18:43 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/general/Life-according-to-Grumpy-cat/735 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/general/Life-according-to-Grumpy-cat/735 What doesnt kill you- disappoints me]]> Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:38:41 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/2-ways-of-happiness/734 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/2-ways-of-happiness/734 There are two ways of happiness: to improve the reality or reduce expectations.]]> Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:01:04 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/medicine-health/Optimism-tip/733 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/medicine-health/Optimism-tip/733 Optimism tip - when the 6-months pregnant schoolgirl spreads her tummy slimming cream ...]]> Sat, 02 Mar 2013 16:33:31 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Can,-Should,-Will/732 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Can,-Should,-Will/732 You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.]]> Sun, 24 Feb 2013 10:02:04 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-No--5/731 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-No--5/731 I wanted to be the best - failed. I wanted to be the worst - didn't manage. So will have to be unique!..]]> Sat, 23 Feb 2013 11:38:56 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Way-to-get-HE-to-do--/730 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Way-to-get-HE-to-do--/730 The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2013 08:27:06 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Deserve-and-accept-love/729 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Deserve-and-accept-love/729 We accept the love we think we deserve.]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2013 07:34:36 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Marriage-and-disappointment/728 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Marriage-and-disappointment/728 Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ― Albert Einstein]]> Sat, 16 Feb 2013 12:22:55 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/They-just-get-bigger/727 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/They-just-get-bigger/727 Men don't grow up, they just get bigger.]]> Sat, 16 Feb 2013 12:03:57 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Why-do-women-cry--/726 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Why-do-women-cry--/726 Most of the times no one knows the answer, even the women.]]> Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:16:45 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Modulated-child/725 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Modulated-child/725 The best thing parents can do - let children live independently, rather than modulated them from their own imagination. After all, this is an empty effort, the future is still manifest in the real nature.]]> Tue, 12 Feb 2013 16:27:22 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Sitting-on-a-cloud/724 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Sitting-on-a-cloud/724 There is a place on edge of my own cloud.The place where only you can be around. But I have miles to go to make the sun shine from up above.Then sit there by myself... and hope...]]> Sun, 10 Feb 2013 07:53:33 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Forget-and-forgive/723 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Forget-and-forgive/723 Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget. - Robert Jordan]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2013 19:26:36 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Behind-every-Idiot/722 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Behind-every-Idiot/722 As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. ― John Lennon]]> Sat, 09 Feb 2013 10:10:15 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Difference-between-wife-and-fiancee/721 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Difference-between-wife-and-fiancee/721 Do you know what's the difference between a wife and fiancee? - Only 30 kilograms..]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 08:18:30 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Law-of-Dealing-with-Problems/720 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Law-of-Dealing-with-Problems/720 You need a thick skin for failure in order to move forward in research & this applies to every single field of human endeavor. - Andreas Mershin]]> Sun, 03 Feb 2013 08:43:33 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Truth-about-woman-No--5/719 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Truth-about-woman-No--5/719 Woman is like champagne: she can make you dizzy and she can swipe you in the head..]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2013 10:18:34 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/medicine-health/Kiss-your-woman/718 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/medicine-health/Kiss-your-woman/718 Statistics show that men who kiss his woman in the morning, live five years longer.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:10:44 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/animals/Dog-makes-you-feel-good/717 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/animals/Dog-makes-you-feel-good/717 One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.]]> Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:03:16 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-No--4/716 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-No--4/716 Women's nationwide game: I imagined it, and it gave offence to me.]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:01:26 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-3/715 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-3/715 Women don't have an overweight, it's just an additional place for kisses ...]]> Sun, 20 Jan 2013 06:46:08 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Don -grow-up-too-soon/714 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/relationship/Don -grow-up-too-soon/714 Every child deserves a wonderful childhood. As wonderful parents, do not make them grow up too soon.]]> Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:09:53 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-2/713 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-2/713 This morning, while I were doing my makeup, I fainted of my beauty five times.]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2013 13:17:37 +0000 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-1/712 http://www.liferoast.com/laws/personalities/Truth-about-woman-1/712 Woke up, had a wash, dressed up, smiled, and went out in the world to decorate it..]]>