Abigail

Abigail

Total Points 310.00
Total Laws 64
Haters Gonna hate

(2014-09-28)
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Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo. - Shannon L. Alder

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Because every car that old should be proud that it's still going.

How to Have Fun

(2013-09-22)
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One man's pile of leaves is another dog's play fiesta

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You can never outrun an angry ram. Not even on a bike.

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Stop waiting for prince charming. GEt up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

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What doesnt kill you- disappoints me

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You need a thick skin for failure in order to move forward in research & this applies to every single field of human endeavor. - Andreas Mershin

How to be Strong

(2012-12-16)
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You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Law of Elections

(2012-11-18)
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Eating and Kids

(2012-09-11)
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

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Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past.- Jack London

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Man is a domestic animal which if treated with firmness and kindness can be trained to do most things.

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Around age 40 I put on twenty pounds. I had always had a perfect metabolism. But, my metabolism betrayed me as it does most people, except a very rare few who will always be thin.

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It's not a bandwidth problem it's just that sometimes cats need to buffer.

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A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Women and driving

(2012-06-17)
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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.

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Kids are like power plants during a melt down. If you want to sleep at night make sure you wear him out.

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In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future. - Alex Haley

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I don't meet competition, I crush it. -Charles Revson

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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking,

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Kids these days. The only thing to make them laugh is by torturing pigs and destroying their homes.

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Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways.

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How to avoid winter crashes: Winter comes each year. It did for the last thousands of years and it will come this year. You really should buy winter tires. No, Really really!

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Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals.m -Vladimir Nabokov

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No matter what's going on beyond child's understanding, some moms are just better than others.

Boys will be boys

(2011-09-21)
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Give child a toy and he will be entertained for the rest of a day. Show that child for a man and he will take his toy... and be entertained for the rest of a day.

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Men think that woman is like a cat because when she wants something she would slither around him and tell him softly what she wants in a cute miawing voice.

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Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. Joseph Stalin

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Beta versions are like boasting how awesome and tasty soup you've just made, at the same time admiting it might kill you.

Addition to cats

(2011-08-20)
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Some say it's the inability to love other people enough that makes people addicted to cats. Others believe that they are smarter than dogs. The truth is- we people are stupid enough and they are using it to their advantage.

Best jokes ever

(2011-08-07)
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Best jokes ever are those that make me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

Doggy Dog Love

(2011-07-14)
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We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. M. Facklam

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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

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Devotion is great, just make sure you keep your eyes open.

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Tell me what kind of toilet paper you use and I'll tell you how tough you are.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education

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1. There are some really good examples you can follow. 2. There are countries that will elect you.

Law of Evil

(2011-05-19)
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You don't just become evil person. You have to start practicing early.

Dog Eyes on Food

(2011-05-09)
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Dog doesn't have to speak to tell you how much it wants that steak. Just seeing his eyes watching you eat one tells whole story.

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No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

Faces We Wear

(2011-04-24)
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Which one will you put on today?

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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

Core of Romance

(2011-04-17)
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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

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Peter Griffin Should be a mascot for every government- brain of 4 year old and everything should work, but for some reason doesn't.

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Ninjas still exist. They still are organized, stealthy and travel in packs. If your food disappears, blame ninjas.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett

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Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.

Law of Turtle

(2011-03-12)
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If someone is slow it does not mean it's harmless.

Boys Will Be Boys

(2011-03-08)
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The difference between men and boys Is the price of their toys.

Law of Moustache

(2011-03-06)
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Life is short. You'll never get back the years you spent wearing a mustache.

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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. -Dave Chappelle

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At an Olympics Game, you want to enjoy it, especially if you know it's going to be your last one. -Shannon Miller

How Boys Work

(2011-02-27)
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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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Men are the people you will hear say, 'I've found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on, no, I mean it, she's totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. I can't stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm going to end up in some bedsit, I'll be alcoholic, I'll have itchy trousers. I can't - I can't walk the streets any more.' That is how women feel about... shoes. - Dylan Moran

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Apple announced a 26 percent increase in quarterly profits. Meaning that iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.

How Life Works

(2011-02-17)
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When life gives you lemons say 'Screw you' and go find an orange. Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isn't the end.

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If car owner gives his car a name, then there's only one thing left to do - find bed big enough for both.

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The more you understand he/she is not for you, the harder it is to break up.

Law Of Having Fun

(2011-01-29)
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You never know if tomorrow you are going to be hung over until it's too late.

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