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There is a place on edge of my own cloud.The place where only you can be around. But I have miles to go to make the sun shine from up above.Then sit there by myself... and hope...

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Timing is important because it costs money. And money for marketing suppose to pay back.

Law of Problems

(2011-06-24)
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Problems just don't walk alone. Where's there's one, there's some more.

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To gain competitive advantage in today's modern world you have to be unique and innovative even though it may seem unbelievably stupid to others.

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Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

Law of Credit

(2011-05-02)
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Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

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You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. - Ronald Reagan

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You know it's OK to steal when your President does it.

Law Of Guilt

(2011-04-03)
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Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. - Ashleigh Brilliant

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I am not a dictator and I won’t close Facebook but I will arrest anyone who will log on to it! - Muammar al-Gaddafi

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You know you reached the last nerdy-ness level when you see Star Wars in situations like this.

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HP does not stand for Hewlett Packard anymore. HP means Horse Production. In other words- built by horse hooves, which generally is useless unless you're growing potatoes.

How to Fight Evil

(2011-03-09)
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To fight against evil you need big army, or one woman.

How Credits Work

(2011-03-06)
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Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde

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Stepping on something wet isn't cool. But stepping on something wet with socks on is at a whole different level. -Ryan Elijah Boyd

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There is no better way of saying "I'm not the most bright" than saying- I'm green because I recycle my bottled water bottles.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson

Law of Speed

(2011-02-15)
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Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you killed. - Jeremy Clarkson

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