There is a place on edge of my own cloud.The place where only you can be around. But I have miles to go to make the sun shine from up above.Then sit there by myself... and hope...
Timing is important because it costs money. And money for marketing suppose to pay back.
Problems just don't walk alone. Where's there's one, there's some more.
To gain competitive advantage in today's modern world you have to be unique and innovative even though it may seem unbelievably stupid to others.
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. - Ronald Reagan
You know it's OK to steal when your President does it.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I am not a dictator and I won’t close Facebook but I will arrest anyone who will log on to it! - Muammar al-Gaddafi
You know you reached the last nerdy-ness level when you see Star Wars in situations like this.
HP does not stand for Hewlett Packard anymore. HP means Horse Production. In other words- built by horse hooves, which generally is useless unless you're growing potatoes.
To fight against evil you need big army, or one woman.
Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde
Stepping on something wet isn't cool. But stepping on something wet with socks on is at a whole different level. -Ryan Elijah Boyd
There is no better way of saying "I'm not the most bright" than saying- I'm green because I recycle my bottled water bottles.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Watterson
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you killed.
- Jeremy Clarkson
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