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Total Points 130.50

Total Laws 20

(2013-02-12)

3.00

There is a place on edge of my own cloud.The place where only you can be around. But I have miles to go to make the sun shine from up above.Then sit there by myself... and hope...

Why timing is important

(2011-08-06)

2.00

Timing is important because it costs money. And money for marketing suppose to pay back.

Law of Problems

(2011-06-24)

2.50

Problems just don't walk alone. Where's there's one, there's some more.

Modern Warfare in Business

(2011-05-18)

3.00

To gain competitive advantage in today's modern world you have to be unique and innovative even though it may seem unbelievably stupid to others.

Advantage of nine lives

(2011-05-18)

3.00

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

Law of Credit

(2011-05-02)

4.50

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

How do you play religious roulette?

(2011-04-29)

6.00

You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

Government Regulations for Dummies

(2011-04-19)

6.50

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. - Ronald Reagan

Justification of Stealing

(2011-04-14)

6.50

You know it's OK to steal when your President does it.

Law Of Guilt

(2011-04-03)

10.00

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Law of Muammar al-Gaddafi

(2011-03-30)

7.00

I am not a dictator and I won’t close Facebook but I will arrest anyone who will log on to it! - Muammar al-Gaddafi

Law of Ultimate Nerdy-ness

(2011-03-19)

6.00

You know you reached the last nerdy-ness level when you see Star Wars in situations like this.

HP Quality Control Explained

(2011-03-12)

7.50

HP does not stand for Hewlett Packard anymore. HP means Horse Production. In other words- built by horse hooves, which generally is useless unless you're growing potatoes.

How to Fight Evil

(2011-03-09)