Caramel

Caramel

Total Points 226.00
Total Laws 49
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ― Albert Einstein

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Do you know what's the difference between a wife and fiancee? - Only 30 kilograms..

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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.

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You can meet an ideal husband on every corner - said God and created the round Earth

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Don't say "I love you", if you don't think so. But if you think so, you should say it often. People forget it quickly.

Feel of guilty

(2012-03-18)
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Any feel of guilt won't help to change, what's happened.

Law of Ballerinas

(2012-02-27)
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Ballerinas have farts too !!!

Law of cooking

(2012-01-26)
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If you cook a soup and go to computer, so grab and a spoon. It will remind you, that you are cooking of something.

Turtle nature

(2012-01-08)
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If a turtle loses his shell, we should treat it like he is naked or homeless ?

Warning love

(2011-11-30)
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Boy : I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

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Teens who did not survive the crisis of adolescence, will undergo it in a much later age.

Dangerous feeling

(2011-09-24)
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Love is the most dangerous feeling.

Law of connection

(2011-09-23)
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Men as Bluetooth - connect to the next, and when they distance away they are looking for another device. Women as WiFi - see all, but accede to the strongest.

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Pasta will always burn to the bottom if you don't steadily mix it.. (steadily!!!!!!)

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Everyone seems that the biggest woman's wish is to get an ideal man, this is not true - the only things she wants is to eat without gaining weight.

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In order to achieve impressive thing - we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.

Animal stealing

(2011-09-04)
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Sometimes we have too little hope from the surrounding, but to them it is enough to have baby-faced and commitment to strive the goal.

Law of words

(2011-08-25)
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Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

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Secrets of happiness is not doing what you like, but what you do - do it with love.

Angry Robot

(2011-08-09)
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Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the mind. Anger will disappear just as soon as thoughts of resentment are forgotten.

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When somebody makes you scared, don't forget that the best defence is attack - scary Frankenstein will be best choice, no matter how funny it could be look like

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Don't let your dreams go up in smoke - practice fire safety.

Child zone

(2011-07-28)
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Never get into the child zone if you don't intend spend there for a while.

Child on today

(2011-07-25)
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We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

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The secret of patience is doing something else in the meanwhile.

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Until you attain the right moments in the life.. there could be too late !

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Dog is enough clever to do stupid his master commands that get what it wants.

Law of SuperKid

(2011-06-18)
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Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future.

Mother love

(2011-05-28)
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Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.

Step of Marriage

(2011-05-18)
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Here's how it seems when a man realizes that there isn't the road back..

Men vs Women

(2011-05-17)
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Borrow money

(2011-05-14)
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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It is said, that in life are three serious things: to await and not attain, to love and be unloved, to search and not find.. But the hardest thing is attain and lose.

Evil become good

(2011-04-20)
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When evil competes with other evil, generally one of them we called a goodness.

Law of romantic

(2011-04-14)
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Sometimes, when you want better.. everything could end just like tragedy!

Law of fear

(2011-04-10)
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If you have a big fear than there is nothing else to do - just knock the chair to your head.

Law of practice

(2011-04-06)
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Just practice doesn't let you lost in real situation.. No matter what tools you are using for it

Law of feng shui

(2011-03-27)
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Feng Shui was formulated by Chinese thieves - that in the dark would be easier to orient at outlandish houses.

Women fell down

(2011-03-23)
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If women fell down – fool will pass, gentleman will help get up, and really men will lie down beside.

Law of prejudice

(2011-03-20)
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Prejudice: If you spill salt - you will tiff, if sugar - will be peace, and if cocaine - wait for wonderful feelings and fantastic views. If you drop fork - somebody will arrive, if you drop soap - wait for surprise. If a swallow flies low - will be rain, if a cow – you just spilled cocaine. If split mirror - wait for trouble, if split panties rubber - wait for big shame (or little), if condom - its better that mirror will split. If itches nose - you will get drunk, if groin - you should go to doctor, if ass - there will be some adventures.

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Here's my recipe for stress management: mix one gorgeous boy with a nice new pair of leather boots, a new cashmere sweater, a long night out, and several drinks. Stir in a very late morning and hot chocolate in bed.

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Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits...

Law of problems

(2011-03-08)
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Don't tell your problems to people: eighty percent don't care, and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.

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Vegetarians don't eat animals. This scoundrels treacherous swallow up their food.

Law of brain

(2011-03-06)
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Of all things which I lost, I feel the most sorry for the brain...

Law of grass

(2011-02-27)
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If the mountain don't go to Mohammed... Means that grass wasn't exceptional!

Law of friends

(2011-02-21)
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Don't cry if you lost your friend. You didn't lose it... It's impracticable... It just wasn't your friend!

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