Flippee

Flippee

Total Points 69.00
Total Laws 17
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I wanted to be the best - failed. I wanted to be the worst - didn't manage. So will have to be unique!..

Modulated child

(2013-02-15)
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The best thing parents can do - let children live independently, rather than modulated them from their own imagination. After all, this is an empty effort, the future is still manifest in the real nature.

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. ― John Lennon

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Woman is like champagne: she can make you dizzy and she can swipe you in the head..

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Women's nationwide game: I imagined it, and it gave offence to me.

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Women don't have an overweight, it's just an additional place for kisses ...

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This morning, while I were doing my makeup, I fainted of my beauty five times.

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Woke up, had a wash, dressed up, smiled, and went out in the world to decorate it..

Free happiness

(2013-01-07)
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Doing what you love is FREEDOM. Loving what you do is HAPPINESS.

Letter and man

(2012-11-07)
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-What letter of the alphabet best describe men? -Q - the big zero with a small tail ...

Cats and men

(2012-10-21)
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Cats and men are very similar. If they suddenly become affectionate- either they need something or they shit somewhere.

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Don't try desperately be perfect in all ways, succumb to many influence - it is just empty distraction. In modesty, as in the dark, heavenly light is better visible.

Woman > FBI

(2012-08-10)
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A Jealous woman does better investigation than the FBI.

Correct door

(2012-07-29)
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If you open the correct door, the others will open by itself.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!

Live for yourself

(2012-06-24)
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Don't live for others, live for yourself.

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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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