I wanted to be the best - failed. I wanted to be the worst - didn't manage. So will have to be unique!..
The best thing parents can do - let children live independently, rather than modulated them from their own imagination. After all, this is an empty effort, the future is still manifest in the real nature.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. ― John Lennon
Woman is like champagne: she can make you dizzy and she can swipe you in the head..
Women's nationwide game: I imagined it, and it gave offence to me.
Women don't have an overweight, it's just an additional place for kisses ...
This morning, while I were doing my makeup, I fainted of my beauty five times.
Woke up, had a wash, dressed up, smiled, and went out in the world to decorate it..
Doing what you love is FREEDOM.
Loving what you do is HAPPINESS.
-What letter of the alphabet best describe men?
-Q - the big zero with a small tail ...
Cats and men are very similar. If they suddenly become affectionate- either they need something or they shit somewhere.
Don't try desperately be perfect in all ways, succumb to many influence - it is just empty distraction. In modesty, as in the dark, heavenly light is better visible.
A Jealous woman does better investigation than the FBI.
If you open the correct door, the others will open by itself.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!
Don't live for others, live for yourself.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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