LiL

LiL

Total Points 224.00
Total Laws 50
Favorite place

(2013-03-23)
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6.00
My favorite place in all the world is next to You.

Optimism tip

(2013-03-10)
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2.00
Optimism tip - when the 6-months pregnant schoolgirl spreads her tummy slimming cream ...

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2.00
We accept the love we think we deserve.

Why do women cry?

(2013-02-16)
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1.00
Most of the times no one knows the answer, even the women.

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2.00
Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget. - Robert Jordan

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3.00
Every child deserves a wonderful childhood. As wonderful parents, do not make them grow up too soon.

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Sometimes we just say 'I just want you to be happy', but deep inside in our hearts we know, we still want to be their happiness.

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Women prefer men with a good future, and men prefer woman with a good past.

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1.00
A woman shouldn't stimulate the men, she should only hearten up him.

Love is like art

(2012-09-30)
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Love is like a piece of art work,even the smallest bit can be so beautiful.

Strong coffee

(2012-08-22)
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11.00
There isn't too strong coffee, there is just too weak human.

Touch the place

(2012-08-17)
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6.00
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

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5.00
To buffalo it's the same, whether he is standing on the head of a mosquito, or mosquito is standing on his head, only to mosquitoes - it's not the same.

Law of dreams

(2012-07-16)
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Be careful with your dreams.. because they have feature to become true.

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7.00
Before you judge somebody, try to walk in his shoes, taste his tears, feel his pain ... Catch each stone, for which he was stumbling ... And only after that talk, that you know how to live correctly ...

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12.00
Complaints - a positive vision for the future, the critics - the negative comments about the past.

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Disaster can stimulate growth, strength, joy and perfection, but that the personality grow up, in principle, it should not suffer.

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Before having delicate breakfast, you should become worldwide ninja and practise ! It makes everything moreover special.

Law of underwears

(2012-03-07)
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7.00
Girls, don't waste your money on expensive underwear, believe me, boys still enjoy you independently you're with or without them.

Law of satisfied

(2012-02-01)
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Goosey, not being neither beautiful nor perfect nor wise, is always self-satisfied.

5 stages

(2012-01-19)
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5.00
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

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3.00
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own.

Law of stupidity

(2011-10-26)
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2.50
Sometimes is difficult for humans to understand how an idiot he is.

Law of bus

(2011-09-25)
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2.00
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is already gone.

Getting old

(2011-09-21)
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1.50
Teenager boy came to the room and saw his mother sitting and drinking coffee. He asked: -What are you doing? Before mom could say knife, teenager answered: - Oh, I know..you are getting old.

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2.00
Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.

Woman's nature

(2011-09-12)
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4.00
Woman is born angel, but when somebody undercut her wings, she is forced to find a broom.

Technology..

(2011-08-23)
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We're changing the world with technology.

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8.00
Securely for its own security is when a snail is slowing before turn.

Law of pleasure

(2011-08-17)
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3.50
If you want to have pleasure for a minute - smoke, for a hour - have a sex, for day - wine up, if a month - get married, but if you want to be happy all year round - send it all to hell!

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3.00
Instead of that what you complain about how poor you are, sit down and think about what to do to be happy.

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2.50
Lord, please give me: the wisdom to understand men, love to forgive him and patience to his mood vicissitude.. Like you see, I don't ask for the forces, and this I can kill him.

Fat cat minds

(2011-08-03)
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2.00
>It can't be that I'm got fat .. I'm eating just Whiskas.. Cursed master, he narrows down this already tiny door.. And now stands there and makes a film about tiny door.. and unannounced me.. I licked my fell just two hours ago ! What a shame!

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3.50
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Law of argue

(2011-07-23)
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2.50
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

Sweat of frost up

(2011-07-05)
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3.50
It's better to sweat ten times than to frost up one time.

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4.00
Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats.

Best man friend

(2011-06-28)
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5.00
Sometimes it's really hard to be the best human friend..

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3.50
Social environment constrains us to be who we really are inherently.

Friends love

(2011-06-05)
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Friends know how to put you in foolish position

X-men

(2011-05-29)
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5.00
X-men: when the movies become reality. This is bad new for all heralds, cause they could stop counting the date of the end of the world - the world will be saved.

God made Woman

(2011-05-19)
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4.50
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

Law of proposal

(2011-05-18)
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4.00
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Law of Nanny

(2011-05-14)
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At this time its hard to be nanny.. even for the two hours!

Pull out tooth

(2011-04-22)
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Archimedes' principle: when you pull out the tooth, the pain is relieved as much as weight of extracted tooth.

Law of desires

(2011-04-14)
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Woman's desire is order, and a man - a criminal code article.

Law of smoking

(2011-04-12)
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Women feel safe with the men who smoke. SMOKING CAUSES IMPOTENCY!

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Take exercises in the way that it never makes you tired!

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If God spared brain to you, then no one couldn't help you - there isn't treatment of stupidity.

Law of christian

(2011-04-05)
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The walking to church doesn't make you more Christian.. like and standing in garage doesn't make you a car.

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