Man Ma
Total Points
79.50
Total Laws
14
4.00
Logic is one of those things you find everywhere... until you put your foot on Great Britain. Logic there is replaced by bureaucratic mechanism so complicated that it gets tangled in itself.
11.00
The best thing about metric system is that you don't hear whining about miles to the gallon.
5.00
When everyone looks at you, you most probably are unique enough. Whether this is good or bad is totally different question.
7.00
Be ready for anything under the sky.
8.00
Mondays should be considered Zombie day. You just can't seem to find healthy and conscious faces around you no matter how hard you look.
4.00
No matter how you do it, you have to fool life to reach your goals. It's never meant to be? Make it happen anyway.
6.00
What is it with zombies? They are rarer that leprechauns, in fact no one ever saw one, plus they are brain dead and yet somehow people expect zombiepocalypse. Chances it will start raining bricks are higher than this
2.00
One doesn't just become great athlete. One has to work his way up by hard training, lots of sweat and exhaust. Or sometimes one is great Athlete from beginning and is just stuck as ball catcher for too long.
5.00
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
7.00
Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your ass when u need them too.
5.00
Making world a better place starts by lowering your tone, taking a deep breath... and trying to get into other's pants and living at least a day in them for once.
6.00
You realize humans stopped evolving while the rest of nature not, when you see yourself sitting on a couch with can of beer on your belly while your pet lizard is beating your highscores on your ipad. Go Lizard!
7.00
While you can imagine development for android similar to making a cup of tea, you can imagine development for Iphone similar to mother giving a birth... to herself.
2.50
Technology that knows how to speak tends to hate other technology that does it too.
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