Rasberry
Total Points
276.50
Total Laws
58
1.00
There are two ways of happiness: to improve the reality or reduce expectations.
2.00
You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.
1.00
Men don't grow up, they just get bigger.
5.00
Love is caring for each other even when you are angry.
7.00
Romance is the fuel that keeps love burning hot.
7.00
You are like air to me. When you're next to - I do not feel how much you are essential to me, but when you disappear - it stifles until the death.
4.00
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
― Dr. Seuss
10.00
It takes a lot of will not to serve any master.
9.00
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
6.00
The point of men's life is not to try to understand women, but just fall in love with them.
2.00
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
6.00
What happens to women once a month and lasts for 3-5 days? That's right! Male salary!
3.00
Disaster plays a role of alarm-clock and stimulates to change the intentions.
7.00
Work has three advantages: Fridays, salaries and holidays!
13.00
You must conquer the love, not only to dream about it.
10.00
Nowadays a subtle sense is transforming into a real massive drug, which everyone of us should use it in chemical, spiritual, psychological and religious form. And this sense is called - HAPPINESS.
9.00
A woman must love her man, and man must adore his woman.
7.00
Life is not a serial, the human character doesn't change .. even after the wedding
10.00
Sincerity is very dangerous, unless you're also stupid.
3.00
Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example.
5.50
Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness..
4.00
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
2.50
Triple happiness for men : women, beer, sea. But the best thing for him is - three in one - a woman after drinking a sea of beer
2.50
Te more you talk about that person to others, the more you fall in love with that person.
3.00
We can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are gonna be different one day, but this is today and it sucks.
5.00
When we are happy, always we are and good, but when we are good we aren't always happy.
2.00
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring them about.
3.50
People as a solitary tree. The trees are rubbing leaves, branches, but trunks always stand alone. Always.
2.00
Relatives are stopping you not because they want change you or don't esteem your decisions, they just give you a chance to stop and think is this something you are doing is right.
3.00
You need just simple thing of your life and little fantasy and your day will be full of happiness and hilarity.
1.50
And a little dog could enslave old spinster heart.. So men, don't think that everything should be big.. just diamonds !
2.00
When unfavorable wind is blowing in your life, do not be afraid of pulled feathers, just change the direction of the sail that he would become favorable to you.
2.00
When bungee jumping without rope doesn't render adrenaline as much as you want try new extreme sport branch - riding on the shark
3.00
Celebrate Columbus Day - when entering someone's house and saying that for now you live here.
2.50
The Nature knows , which cars didn't see shower for a while
3.50
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
3.00
Never let that the other enjoy the fruits of your hard work.
8.00
Everything is much more natural when you get it from first hands.
4.50
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
2.50
You just need a big dirty floor and this group will make it so shiny that all stars in the sky come over shy.
3.50
The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is : her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men.
3.00
I always intuit knew that men has genetic predisposition to love the beer..
3.50
If through stupidity you not get married when you were 19 , it is possible that through your wisdom you will stay spinster.
3.00
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
4.00
Speed injures... everywhere.
4.50
Don't listen and don't think about anything what people talk about you. It's better to live your life and prove, that they are wrong.
8.50
Global warming threatens our health, our economy, our natural resources, and our children's future. It is clear we must act!
3.00
Exactly, you will get some attention when at least you need it !!!
3.50
Four a happy family life rules for men: 1) find a woman who cooks well and houseclean 2) find a woman who earns a lot of money 3) find a woman who loves sex 4) Look that this women never meet each other.
6.00
The eyes loves a beautiful woman, the heart loves a gentle woman. The first woman is decoration, the second one - treasure.
3.50
Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house..
7.50
Why Chuck Norris did not play in the movie 'Titanic'? He would've saved everyone!
4.50
At psychiatric hospital patient shows his painting to doctor: D > what is it? P > sheep eats grass. D > And where is grass? P > Sheep consumed it. D > And where is itself sheep? P > It went searching grass at the other place. For why it should be here, if there grass is gone.
6.50
The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV.
8.00
A : "I love you darling!"
B : "I'm also... love myself!"
7.00
I don't need drugs to make my life tragic!
5.00
I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!
4.50
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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