Rasberry

Rasberry

Total Points 276.50
Total Laws 58
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There are two ways of happiness: to improve the reality or reduce expectations.

Can, Should, Will

(2013-03-02)
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You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.

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Men don't grow up, they just get bigger.

Love and anger

(2013-01-17)
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Love is caring for each other even when you are angry.

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Romance is the fuel that keeps love burning hot.

You = air to me

(2012-10-07)
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You are like air to me. When you're next to - I do not feel how much you are essential to me, but when you disappear - it stifles until the death.

Reality with love

(2012-09-29)
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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ― Dr. Seuss

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It takes a lot of will not to serve any master.

Law of meeting

(2012-08-11)
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The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

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The point of men's life is not to try to understand women, but just fall in love with them.

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

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What happens to women once a month and lasts for 3-5 days? That's right! Male salary!

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Disaster plays a role of alarm-clock and stimulates to change the intentions.

Law of work

(2012-05-27)
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Work has three advantages: Fridays, salaries and holidays!

Conquer the love

(2012-04-04)
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You must conquer the love, not only to dream about it.

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Nowadays a subtle sense is transforming into a real massive drug, which everyone of us should use it in chemical, spiritual, psychological and religious form. And this sense is called - HAPPINESS.

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A woman must love her man, and man must adore his woman.

Law of temper

(2012-02-11)
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Life is not a serial, the human character doesn't change .. even after the wedding

Law of Sincerity

(2012-01-31)
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Sincerity is very dangerous, unless you're also stupid.

Natural beauty

(2012-01-16)
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Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example.

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Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness..

Law of birthday

(2011-11-02)
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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Triple happiness

(2011-09-24)
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Triple happiness for men : women, beer, sea. But the best thing for him is - three in one - a woman after drinking a sea of beer

Law of talking

(2011-09-23)
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Te more you talk about that person to others, the more you fall in love with that person.

Different one day

(2011-09-14)
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We can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are gonna be different one day, but this is today and it sucks.

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When we are happy, always we are and good, but when we are good we aren't always happy.

Air swimmers

(2011-09-03)
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Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring them about.

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People as a solitary tree. The trees are rubbing leaves, branches, but trunks always stand alone. Always.

Stop to think

(2011-08-17)
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Relatives are stopping you not because they want change you or don't esteem your decisions, they just give you a chance to stop and think is this something you are doing is right.

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You need just simple thing of your life and little fantasy and your day will be full of happiness and hilarity.

Enfetter heart

(2011-08-07)
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And a little dog could enslave old spinster heart.. So men, don't think that everything should be big.. just diamonds !

Unfavorable wind

(2011-08-04)
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When unfavorable wind is blowing in your life, do not be afraid of pulled feathers, just change the direction of the sail that he would become favorable to you.

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When bungee jumping without rope doesn't render adrenaline as much as you want try new extreme sport branch - riding on the shark

Columbus day

(2011-07-26)
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Celebrate Columbus Day - when entering someone's house and saying that for now you live here.

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The Nature knows , which cars didn't see shower for a while

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Hard Work Fruits

(2011-07-09)
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Never let that the other enjoy the fruits of your hard work.

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Everything is much more natural when you get it from first hands.

Available smiles

(2011-07-02)
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.

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You just need a big dirty floor and this group will make it so shiny that all stars in the sky come over shy.

Law of changing

(2011-06-19)
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The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is : her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men.

Beer and genetic

(2011-06-06)
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I always intuit knew that men has genetic predisposition to love the beer..

Law of spinster

(2011-05-18)
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If through stupidity you not get married when you were 19 , it is possible that through your wisdom you will stay spinster.

Law of mistakes

(2011-05-15)
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Law of speed

(2011-05-14)
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Speed injures... everywhere.

Prove your life !

(2011-05-02)
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Don't listen and don't think about anything what people talk about you. It's better to live your life and prove, that they are wrong.

Global Warning

(2011-04-23)
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Global warming threatens our health, our economy, our natural resources, and our children's future. It is clear we must act!

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Exactly, you will get some attention when at least you need it !!!

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Four a happy family life rules for men: 1) find a woman who cooks well and houseclean 2) find a woman who earns a lot of money 3) find a woman who loves sex 4) Look that this women never meet each other.

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The eyes loves a beautiful woman, the heart loves a gentle woman. The first woman is decoration, the second one - treasure.

Law of sis

(2011-03-26)
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Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house..

Chuck and Titanic

(2011-03-24)
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Why Chuck Norris did not play in the movie 'Titanic'? He would've saved everyone!

Sheep and grass

(2011-03-22)
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At psychiatric hospital patient shows his painting to doctor: D > what is it? P > sheep eats grass. D > And where is grass? P > Sheep consumed it. D > And where is itself sheep? P > It went searching grass at the other place. For why it should be here, if there grass is gone.

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The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV.

I love you

(2011-03-20)
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A : "I love you darling!" B : "I'm also... love myself!"

Law of drugs

(2011-03-19)
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I don't need drugs to make my life tragic!

Law of religion

(2011-03-16)
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I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!

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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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