WildSoul

WildSoul

Total Points 315.00
Total Laws 59
Kiss your woman

(2013-02-01)
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Statistics show that men who kiss his woman in the morning, live five years longer.

Casino winner

(2013-01-03)
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If you want to win casino, you must be the owner of it.

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People say with age comes wisdom .. Unfortunately with age retires memory, too .. so you will forget the all your genial minds as soon as you construct it ..

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A large impracticable dreams can be distributed into smaller and simple and to sleep knowing that, if not all, at least some of them actually will come true.

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I wasn’t really asleep I was just meditating on unconsciousness

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Unfulfilled dreams.. ..parents try to realize it through theirs child

Happy people

(2011-07-09)
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The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.

Tips of past

(2011-07-04)
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Memories are the pleasant past tips, which restore happiness and in the present.

Strong woman

(2011-05-21)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

First love

(2011-05-07)
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First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever.

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We are all different and unique. Only pathology makes us so similar in appearance and inside...

Law of two sides

(2011-04-20)
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Everyone has the same quantity of goodness and badness. It all depends on which one is more practiced.

Law of sneezing

(2011-04-09)
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Sneezing could be the reason why your possible future lover never looks at you again.

Law of perfection

(2011-04-05)
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Perfection would be a fatal flaw for evolution.

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Real wife knows how without any spite to break the men from evening at the bar - while he opens the door, he will forget where wants to go.

Law of neighbour

(2011-03-31)
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

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Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. ~Charlie Parker

Happy years!

(2011-03-22)
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My wife and I were happy twenty years. Then we met.

Boring job

(2011-03-20)
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If your job is boring, your boss is on the trip and internet connection is awful... you could do something really interesting - package all your office room like he did.

Stay in shape!

(2011-03-20)
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Law of Hungry dog

(2011-03-19)
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A hungry dog hunts best..

Law of fails

(2011-03-19)
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else !

Law of wings

(2011-03-17)
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Sometimes God allows somebody to cut off a branch, which we adhere stubborn, to realize that we have wings.

Men are simple!

(2011-03-16)
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Men are simple. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

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If you have a lot of problems, then purchase one size lower shoes. From this time you will have headache induced just of one problem - shoes are too small.

Law of music

(2011-03-14)
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Music - is God's messenger, sent to move the smoothest and the best strings of our soul, soothe the hearts, which are tired of life problems, hunt their lies, wickedness, jealousy and hatred.

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The worst mixture of medicines is Castor oil with hypnotics - or you will fall asleep in toilet, or diarrhea will surprise you in the bed.

Law of slimming

(2011-03-11)
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Please God, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat...

Fact of life

(2011-03-11)
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A fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F..... comes Sweet Surprise..

Diplomatic men

(2011-03-10)
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Diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never knows her age.

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Women goes in two ways: or put a crown on the men head, or close the loop on the men neck.

Law of musicians

(2011-03-07)
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When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby, Bruno Mars threw a grenade at him and said: You're gay!! which made Lady gaga call Alejandro for help. Rihanna was scared the world would end , so she took drugs and forgot her name. Eminem said. Im not afraid of dying. Britney told Rihanna drugs were toxic, and Rihanna told her: Go work as a circus clown, u freak! Finally, Nelly woke up saying. Phew! it was Just a dream....

Minute of life

(2011-03-07)
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Enjoy the little things in life... ... for one day you will look back and realize they were the big things.

Law of revenge

(2011-03-06)
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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A lot of people loves life that they could cleverly circumvented this love. Tries to find pleasure and "do experiments". This is mind attitude. There needs rare vocation to become hunter of pleasure. Human life realizes without the aid of his mind: through retraction and moving ahead, in solitude and among people at the same time.

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If relatives and friends don't call you for a long time, don't worry, it means that they are just fine..

Key to life

(2011-03-02)
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When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when i grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life...

Law of first idea

(2011-03-01)
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First God created man. Then he had a better idea..

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Model agency claims: Beauty is a mathematical equation. If you divide your height of the distance from ground to the navel OR distance from ground to the navel of distance from the navel to the occiput and you won't get a number of "golden section" (it's 1.61803399) - means that you aren't sexy charming enough.

Law of jewelry

(2011-02-28)
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If women wears a ring, it means that she probably married. If she wears beads - that's nothing. And if she wears a ring and beads - she is married but it means nothing..

Law of laugh

(2011-02-27)
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Laugh without any reason means that you are or an idiot, or a pretty girl.

Law of world

(2011-02-23)
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God created world... and Chinese produced everything else..

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Nothing absent anyway.. just isn't desire to tell causes..

Law of disability

(2011-02-22)
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At this age you should prepare not a disabled person to come back into society, but a society to accept a person with a disability.

Law of birth

(2011-02-21)
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Medical student experience: on the free time, when normal people get rest, meet friends, stay with loved ones, cook delicious pie or simply spending time idly, I spend 8 hours in the delivery room, staring at snoopy white walls and listening of women moaning... but this is not so bad ... the worst thing is that on the holidays, when normal people get rest, meet friends, stay with loved ones, cook delicious pie or simply spending time idly, you lie on the delivery table and 12 hours agonize unearthly pain so that come out a baby, who after 16 years will curse you, that you gave him birth, and leave your home .. such is life!

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About natural selection: remains the strongest. If you can't be the strongest - be the fastest. If you can't be the fastest - be barbed. If you can't be barbed - be smelly..!

Law of Chocolate

(2011-02-18)
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Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. Beans are vegetables. Sugar made from sugar beets, which are vegetables, too. So chocolate is a VEGETABLE. And like we all know, vegetables are necessary to the healthy body.. Blessed Chocolate will make us healthy!

Law of men's love

(2011-02-17)
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Face is the most exciting female body part. Do not believe in the men, who pretend to love women's breasts or butt - they are paid to this attention because of their women's terrible face.

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During life a real men have: 1) to planted a tree; 2) to build a house; 3) grown son. During life a real women have: 1)to cut tree; 2) to destroy house; 3) grown daughter.

Law of Break up

(2011-02-15)
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Rightly thrown man necessarily will come back as boomerang..

Love at same time

(2011-02-14)
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I loved and I was loved, but never at the same time..

Law of Love

(2011-02-06)
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Love is relation between two people. Falling in love is one human disease, which takes from three to six month, untill the brain is filled of oxytocin.

Law of optimism

(2011-02-06)
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Too big optimism, like and exaggerated self confidence, could forced you to behave foolishly..

Law of Life

(2011-02-04)
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Law of Woman

(2011-02-04)
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

Law of Huff

(2011-02-04)
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You can always take offence.. But not always is for what..

Women and Men

(2011-02-02)
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Women as a child likes to say NO... Men as a child thinks that she is seriously...

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Children can teach adults three things: 1) enjoy without any reason 2) always be busy with something 3) from all strength claim what you want

Healthy man

(2011-02-01)
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Healthy man is a patient which was poorly examined by doctors..

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